In Search of a church.

I started a quest to find a biblical church for my wife and myself. We live in a town in Warwickshire so had plenty of choice, or did we?

Now when I say biblical I mean a church that puts the values of the culture second to the values of scriptures.
As an example any church that had-

• Women Ministers.
• Women elders.
• Health and wealth gospel. 
• Gifts of the Spirit that have no equal in scripture.
• Sermons that didn't span at least 1/2 hour.
• Nice Stories are fine down the pub but, not from the pulpit.
• Dumbing down of scriptures.
• Worship bands that perform mind numbing songs / music. we don't have to repeat the same words over and over again, I don't need brainwashing just the gospel, and Jesus worship.
• Club mentality from the congregation. 
• Excessive interest in the products of Christianity. 

Any of the above would indicate to me the church has issues, that will affect it's teaching and its ability to reach out to the lost.

So I will be starting in Leamington Spa to find this biblical church, if you know of one I will certainly try it, if you know of any that would fail on the above list do let me know so I can put them on my try last list.

I will post here what I have found and why I rejected any given church.